Togo’s Adebayor Faces Monaco-Style Punishment

The BBC reports that: “Togo striker Emmanuel ‘Sheyi’ Adebayor is set to be severely punished by French championship side Monaco after failing to report back for training earlier this week.”

Adebayor was supposed to return from his holiday to Monaco for a couple of games before playing for Togo in the upcoming African Nations Cup in Egypt, but according to team officials he is nowhere to be found and is not answering his mobile telephone.

Monaco sporting director Jean-Luc Ettori said, “In my opinion he will not return, despite us trying to fit our plans around him. He will be severely punished.”

One can only imagine what Monaco-style punishment must look like. Does this mean that Adebayor will only be able to drive one Ferrari instead of two? Does this mean he will only be allowed to lie on the beach one hour a day instead of six? Will he *shudder* actually have to pay taxes?

At WCBlog Central we know better to mess with anything French. After all, this is one form of punishment that is always an option.