Togo boss unveils masterplan

Togo boss Otto Pfister has unveiled the master plan that will bring the World Cup home. The German genius unleashed his world conquering master plan at midnight deep in the Togolese jungle. A medicine man gave offerings and a ‘brave’ from the village ran the 40 miles to the nearest internet cafe. News spread fast and even Jurgen Klinsmann was said to be ‘quite worried’ when he read the plan in full detail.

We wait with baited breath to discover the depth of this man’s imagination and perception. After all, your imagination is the only true limiting factor in global domination.