John Howard ecstatic about Togo

Australian Prime Minister John Howard is ecstatic about Togo’s chances of winning FIFA World Cup 2006. The little genius spoke for the first time about his admiration of the Sparrow Hawks. Said the Australian PM, “Look my wife lets me bet a lousy bloody $10 year on the Melbourne Cup. This year I found longer odds on Togo, so give me a break and get off my bloody back.”

When pushed to explain how Togo might win, Mr Howard went into detail about tactics, kick backs and kick forwards.