Chelsea will win the Premiership

Chelsea are a butt hair from winning the Premiership. They have an international cast of all stars. Unfortunately none come from Togo. What does this mean? Togo doesn’t have talent? Drogba is the Alpha African in the squad? Little Joe Cole too worried about his safety? Mourinho can’t find a Togo player over $10m? Togo players aren’t West End Boys?

Maybe its the fact that they just don’t look like winners. When I lived in California, I could look across the street and tell the difference between illegal Mexicans and Mexican Americans. The Togo boys are packing a bit of that ‘UNESCO style’. They need to drop that like a hot mango, and adopt some ‘Iverson attitude’. “Bonjour mon, Isa from faking Togo Bra.”