African voodoo magic at World Cup 2006

Togo have enlisted the help of voodoo magic man, High Priest Heviosso. This 40 year old tribal witch doctor has helped many villagers in Togo and has a reputation. FIFA World Cup 2006 presents new challenges. Not only must he protect Togo from evil spirits, he must find ways to de-stabilize other teams. His ability has been demonstrated already in the England team. By simply inserting 3 needles into foot of a voodoo doll, High Priest Heviosso was able to take out John Terry, Michael Owen and Wayne Rooney.

I have it on good authority, that High Priest Heviosso will use his voodoo magic on other oppenents. Ronaldo will get Berlin Belly, Del Piero Stuttgart Stomach, Michael Ballack will suffer from Cologne Cramp and David Beckham will stay married.